What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
16.06.2025 03:31
True - how I loved my mum!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.